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Spirit Yoda Hear My Plea

Dear Spirit Yoda, Oh Mighty Rodent Killer, we bow down to you in awe, We…. Are….Not…. Worthy….

We LOVE your new sign off tag thingie (whatever those are called).

Yoda & Mom united: 9/5/06 Yoda & leg seperated: 6/5/09 Yoda & leg reunited: 10/14/09 Yoda & Mom separated: Duh, never! Spirit Yoda is currently free-lancing as a rabbit hunting instructor for tripawds across the nation

And we see that it has changed since we copied this one, so that is a good thing! But, onward…….

Oh Great One! I am eagerly awaiting a visitation and personal training session with you. This turrible skwirl is making my head spin, always chattering and bouncing around in the trees outside, or running along the top of the fence. He is mocking me, Codie Rae! Its pretty much just the biggest outrage ever! And then brother dog Smokey is convinced there is something that smells an awful lot like a rat in the shed. He keeps patrolling around out there but has not been able to find it.

Oh, Great Yoda, we are overrun with rodents! In fact, I think we are surrounded! King Kong is nowhere to be seen and besides, he would probably scream if he saw a rodent! Oh Great Master Yoda, you are our only hope. Please Please hear our plea! We are lighting candles to you every night and putting out offerings of only the best biscuits. I just heard you are partial to salmon sticks so I will beg my mom to get some for the altar…soon soon soon! I know you must be awfully busy right now but if you could just see your way to visiting SOON, or like, Now Now Now I would SO be forever in your debt.

Your humble servant (and you know how hard it is for me to say that),

xoxoxox

Codie Rae

p.s. I will tell you a secret…that picture of me at the war dawgs memorial in my last post? I was not really being pensive about those wonderful dawgs who gave their all to keep this land free for tripawds, Oh No, not at all! I was staring at a skwirl in a tree! And wishing….well, you know what I was wishing!

5 Comments »

  1. YodasMom Said,

    November 20, 2009@ 4:38 am      

    Oh, Codie Rae, how remiss that Spirit Yoda hasn’t made it out to you when you were the first (if I remember correctly) to request his assistance. He was recently sidetracked with helping his cousin (my brother’s dog) catch a vole in her yard. With his coaching, she caught one right outside the window for my brother, his wife and their house guests to see. (She had to do something truly impressive to take attention off my 7 month old human nephew). I have reminded Spirit Yoda though that it is past time to get over to Oakland to help with the skwirl management.

    However, he will need to make a stop in Minnesota first to consult with his ol’ pal and skwirl hunting expert, cattle dog mix, Lando, who sadly, in physical form, can’t make the trip all the way out to Oakland himself. He is the master skwirl hunter. And Spirit Yoda does want to keep an eye on the foster dog I’m bringing home for the first time this weekend. But really, in spirit form, how much will all that stuff even slow him down – not much, I would think! He can go back and forth. So hang in there – help is on the way!!

  2. cairasue Said,

    October 21, 2009@ 9:43 pm      

    I’m in awe that Codie Rae would ever call herself a “humble servant.” Wow. The skwirls must really be something over there in Oakland!

  3. admin Said,

    October 20, 2009@ 9:22 pm      

    “Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”
    ~ Jedi Master Yoda

    Fear has spoken, and its name is Skwirl.

  4. killbarney Said,

    October 20, 2009@ 9:19 pm      

    Its pretty much just the biggest outrage ever!

    “Remember, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”

  5. wyattraydawg Said,

    October 20, 2009@ 9:14 pm      

    Spirit Yoda, help! The skwirls are going to overtake us here! Hurry, come quick and if you cna leave us a sign, any sign, that the force is with us, we would be eternally grateful.


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