Dear Spirit Yoda, Oh Mighty Rodent Killer, we bow down to you in awe, We…. Are….Not…. Worthy….
We LOVE your new sign off tag thingie (whatever those are called).
Yoda & Mom united: 9/5/06 Yoda & leg seperated: 6/5/09 Yoda & leg reunited: 10/14/09 Yoda & Mom separated: Duh, never! Spirit Yoda is currently free-lancing as a rabbit hunting instructor for tripawds across the nation
And we see that it has changed since we copied this one, so that is a good thing! But, onward…….
Oh Great One! I am eagerly awaiting a visitation and personal training session with you. This turrible skwirl is making my head spin, always chattering and bouncing around in the trees outside, or running along the top of the fence. He is mocking me, Codie Rae! Its pretty much just the biggest outrage ever! And then brother dog Smokey is convinced there is something that smells an awful lot like a rat in the shed. He keeps patrolling around out there but has not been able to find it.
Oh, Great Yoda, we are overrun with rodents! In fact, I think we are surrounded! King Kong is nowhere to be seen and besides, he would probably scream if he saw a rodent! Oh Great Master Yoda, you are our only hope. Please Please hear our plea! We are lighting candles to you every night and putting out offerings of only the best biscuits. I just heard you are partial to salmon sticks so I will beg my mom to get some for the altar…soon soon soon! I know you must be awfully busy right now but if you could just see your way to visiting SOON, or like, Now Now Now I would SO be forever in your debt.
Your humble servant (and you know how hard it is for me to say that),
p.s. I will tell you a secret…that picture of me at the war dawgs memorial in my last post? I was not really being pensive about those wonderful dawgs who gave their all to keep this land free for tripawds, Oh No, not at all! I was staring at a skwirl in a tree! And wishing….well, you know what I was wishing!